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Tansy (10:29 a.m.):Rude.
Gemma (10:29 a.m.):Honest??
Tansy (10:31 a.m.):If we’re airing our grievances, let’s talk about how you put the toilet paper on because honestly, it’s driving me nuts.
Gemma (10:33 a.m.):If it bothers you, just flip it around.
Tansy (10:34 a.m.):If my peanut butter bothers you, just don’t eat it.
Gemma (10:35 a.m.):Ha, touché.
Tansy (10:37 a.m.):All things considered, I think you’re lucky that *I* like *you*.
Gemma (10:39 a.m.):Well, I certainly don’t know what “all things considered” means, but yeah. No arguments there.
Tansy (10:40 a.m.):??
Gemma (12:19 p.m.):Hey, what do you say we splash out on a Costco membership together?
Tansy (12:24 p.m.):“Splash out”? Gemma, the membership costs, I don’t know, $100 annually.
Gemma (12:28 p.m.):I’m trying to be economical here, Tansy.
Gemma (12:29 p.m.):Heaven forbid we go broke buying my normal person peanut butter and your weird crunchy peanut butter.
Tansy (12:30 p.m.):Oh yes, my crunchy peanut butter is absolutely going to bankrupt us. And you know, not the umpteen cans of sparkling water you open in a day and forget about until they go flat.
Gemma (12:33 p.m.):All the more reason to get a Costco membership! We can buy in bulk.
Gemma (12:34 p.m.):Come on. Indulge my domestic fantasies, darling. I want to share a Costco card with you.
Tansy (12:36 p.m.):That’s strangely romantic, you know that?
Gemma (12:37 p.m.):I’m going to choose to ignore the strange part and pretend you just said romantic??
Tansy (12:38 p.m.):We could go this weekend? And since we’ll already be in SoDo, we could grab lunch/dinner at this place I found that has New York-style pizza. Since I know you miss it.
Gemma (12:39 p.m.):It’s a date??
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Gemma (11:15 a.m.):Any plans for lunch?
Tansy (12:20 p.m.):Sorry! I left my phone in the back!
Tansy (12:21 p.m.):Kat’s not feeling well, so I’m up front.
Gemma (12:23 p.m.):Do you have something to eat at least?
Tansy (12:26 p.m.):I think I have a Luna bar around here somewhere. It’s all good!
Gemma (12:28 p.m.):??
Gemma (12:28 p.m.):Sourdough or whole wheat?
Tansy (12:30 p.m.):What?
Gemma (12:31 p.m.):Sourdough or wheat? I’m bringing you a sandwich.
