Page 27 of Grumpy Pucking Orc
Judy was actually named Judge Judy, partly due to the lacy-looking collar of white around the black of her neck, and partly because she greeted any guests with a narrow, suspicious gaze. The cat liked her rules and routines, and her opinion of people was something I took seriously. Both Willa and Abby had eventually won her over. I was hoping that Ozar would as well.
I had an automatic feeder in the kitchen and a watering fountain on each floor, so I knew she wasn’t hungry or thirsty, but we had a ritual. Each night when I came home, she got a few pieces of chicken, and some fresh catnip sprinkled on her scratching pad. She struggled out of my arms when we were a few feet into the kitchen, running to the fridge and staring at the stainless steel door.
After chicken and catnip, I left Judy in the kitchen and went on my daily scavenger hunt for anything I didn’t want to accidentally step in later. There was only one hairball coughed up tonight, and it was thankfully on the hardwood floor of the dining room.
Like Judy, I was a woman who loved my routine. I changed into pajamas, scrubbed the makeup from my face, and twisted my hair onto the top of my head, securing it with a bright red scrunchie. Then I grabbed my laptop and plopped on my couch with Judy curled up beside me as I researched paranormal dentistry.
Sadly, there wasn’t much to research. I scoured published research papers and was disappointed to only find one about vampire fangs and two about dental care among the shifter population.
The vampire paper was at least interesting withimages and illustrations showing two canals in the dissected fang, one of which attached to a series of glands and the other which led to a channel across the roof of the vampire’s mouth that forked and opened near the back set of molars. I guessed this allowed the vampire to somewhat taste the blood they were imbibing before swallowing, although I also imagined that some of the blood was not pulled into the fang cavities and was instead sucked into their mouths and over their tongue in a more typical fashion. The section on the glands attached to a vampire’s fangs was sparse and mainly filled with conjecture as the author had been working with a long-deceased vampire skull and not a live subject. I wondered what those glands held, and what their importance was in vampire’s feeding. Regardless, I came away from the paper thinking that vampire dental reconstruction wouldn’t differ significantly from human dentistry, aside from the tricky nature of their fangs.
It made me think of Ozar’s tusks, and how the X-rays had shown them to be thick and solid aside from a long nerve that ran along their length, terminating only half an inch from the point.
Moving on, I opened the two papers on shifter dentistry. One detailed the failure in clinical trials of implants when it came to surviving the shift from human to animal form. There was hope that a joint venture between a medical device company and an entrepreneurial wizard in Florida might yield an implant suitable for shifters, though. The other paper was a lengthy study of dental hygiene and the reduced rate of both plaque and cavities among shifters. It seemed that periodontal disease was unheard of among their populations.
Digging around more, I realized there was nothing ondentistry for demons as the vast majority could just recreate damaged or lost teeth within a fraction of a second.
I sighed and set my laptop aside so I could pet Judy. “It doesn’t seem like there would be opportunity to target the shifter market. The technology might not be there for reconstruction, and shifters probably wouldn’t need much in the way of routine dental care—not that I do much routine care beyond my reconstructive patients anyway. Should I offer night hours for vampires? I know some can walk around in the daylight, but the ones who might need my services the most probably are restricted to moonlight only.”
Judy purred and rolled over so I could scratch the side of her neck and chest.
“I could offer a discount and see if I can become the official dentist of the Baltimore Tusks, but I don’t want it to seem like I’m using Ozar just to get a contract with the team. And what if this date doesn’t go well? Or goesreallywell? It might be awkward campaigning for their business if Ozar and I become an item.”
My cat didn’t deliver an opinion, so I continued to pet her and muse over my options.
“How about I call this medical equipment company and ask if I can assist with any clinical trials of their potential shifter implants? And advertise for vampires needing skilled dental care? And wait to see how things go with Ozar’s implants before I approach the team about a contract?”
Judy meowed. I took that as a sign of her approval.
The rest of the evening was spent ransacking my closet in search of an outfit that was casual, but not too casual, one that would show off my assets but not make me look like I was at Ozar’s just for a booty call.
We might end up in bed tomorrow night.
Iwantedus to end up in bed tomorrow night.
I wanted him, but I didn’t have the best track record when it came to sex on the first or second date. If I let hormones take the wheel, I might miss red flags. I might lose my heart only to find out we weren’t a good fit. I might lose my heart only to find out he just wanted a fling with a human woman, and nothing more.
DidIwant something more? Or was I overthinking this whole thing like I always did?
I needed to calm down. Wear something casual and comfortable and nice tomorrow night. Get to know Ozar. If things went well, do a little first-base action to see if the attraction I felt was real.
Andnotsleep with him. At least, not sleep with him on the first date.
Or…maybe sleep with him on the first date if I wanted to. I was a grown woman, after all, and there was nothing wrong with letting my heart, and my hormones, take the wheel.
Chapter 12
Ozar
Leaving Jordan’s place of business, I headed straight to the stadium. I was expecting to be grilled by my teammates about my meeting with Jordan. I was not expecting to have a wad of paper shoved in my face the moment I walked into our locker room.
“Clan Guardian?” Eng mocked. “You should have been anRkwanala.”
Snatching the paper from his hands, I saw there was a large picture on the front—me with the human children at the playground. It looked like it had been taken yesterday, which made sense since I’d spent several hours playing with the human young at Patterson Park. Curiosity about the picture meant it took a few seconds for Eng’s words to sink in.
Rkwanalas were orclet caretakers, mainly for the royalty of Eng’s kingdom since most orcs prided themselves on having a hands-on approach to the care of our young. Eng had meant the word as an insult, a slur on my maleness, but the slight missed the mark. Even though it wasn’t typical for adult orcs to indulge in play with young, letalone young that weren’t their own, I refused to be shamed about my actions this weekend.
“There’s still time,” Eng continued. “No female will accept courtship from aRkwanala, but you can live a happy life taking care of other orcs’ offspring.”
