Page 29 of The Physical Attraction Seminar

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Yours,

Single and Interested

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Single and Interested,

According to section eighty-four, clause three, of the employee handbook, all termination paperwork must be filed by Human Resources before two former employees are permitted to engage in a romanticrelationship.

Nice try,

#1 Rule Follower

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#1 Rule Follower,

You read the employee handbook?

Yours,

Thoroughly Impressed

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Thoroughly Impressed,

All 296 pages.

Not yours,

Well Read and Soon-to-be Well Fed

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Well Read and Soon-to-be Well Fed,

So, just to clarify, you haven’t quit working for me? I find it hard to believe that someone who took the time to read the entire employee handbookcover to cover is resigning on a whim.

Yours,

Simultaneously Shocked and Unsurprised

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Simultaneously Shocked and Unsurprised,

Consider my position reinstated.

Should you have any further questions, be hesitant to ask,

Gainfully Employed

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Gainfully Employed,

Noted. In that case, I think it’s only fair that I reinstate my position as well.

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