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Pavel Vlasic, Defenseman and Alternate Captain:Red.

Lars Nilsson, Center:Green.

Vladislav Voronin, Goalie:Blue.

RJ Russell, Center:Uhm…

Narrator:Do you need me to repeat the question?

RJ Russell, laughing:No, it’s just…this is a lowball question and I’m going to be the annoying guy who says I don’t have one.

Narrator, also laughing:Yeah, it’s only worse from here.

RJ Russell:Do I have to pick one?

Narrator:Yes!

RJ Russell:Uh…what’s everyone else saying?

Narrator:I can’t tell you that!

RJ Russell:They’re saying blue, aren’t they? Boring, man. I’ll go with…red.

[The video shows a summary of the players’ answers next to an image of their face, then starts over with a new question.]

Narrator:What’s your favorite sport that isn’t hockey?

Jake Campbell:Football.

Pierre Laurent:Baseball.

Pavel Vlasic:Soccer.

Lars Nilsson:Soccer.

Vladislav Voronin:Soccer.

RJ Russell:Like to play or to watch?

Narrator, laughing:Either.

RJ Russell:I like to watch football but I’d rather play basketball.

[Another summary screen before the process starts again.]

Narrator:What’s your favorite seafood?

Jake Campbell:Crab.

Pierre Laurent:Sushi.

Pavel Vlasic:Crab cakes.

Lars Nilsson:Crawfish. They’re my favorite. Anything with crawfish.

Vladislav Voronin:Pozharsky.

RJ Russell, pointing at the camera:Crab rangoons.