Pavel Vlasic, Defenseman and Alternate Captain:Red.
Lars Nilsson, Center:Green.
Vladislav Voronin, Goalie:Blue.
RJ Russell, Center:Uhm…
Narrator:Do you need me to repeat the question?
RJ Russell, laughing:No, it’s just…this is a lowball question and I’m going to be the annoying guy who says I don’t have one.
Narrator, also laughing:Yeah, it’s only worse from here.
RJ Russell:Do I have to pick one?
Narrator:Yes!
RJ Russell:Uh…what’s everyone else saying?
Narrator:I can’t tell you that!
RJ Russell:They’re saying blue, aren’t they? Boring, man. I’ll go with…red.
[The video shows a summary of the players’ answers next to an image of their face, then starts over with a new question.]
Narrator:What’s your favorite sport that isn’t hockey?
Jake Campbell:Football.
Pierre Laurent:Baseball.
Pavel Vlasic:Soccer.
Lars Nilsson:Soccer.
Vladislav Voronin:Soccer.
RJ Russell:Like to play or to watch?
Narrator, laughing:Either.
RJ Russell:I like to watch football but I’d rather play basketball.
[Another summary screen before the process starts again.]
Narrator:What’s your favorite seafood?
Jake Campbell:Crab.
Pierre Laurent:Sushi.
Pavel Vlasic:Crab cakes.
Lars Nilsson:Crawfish. They’re my favorite. Anything with crawfish.
Vladislav Voronin:Pozharsky.
RJ Russell, pointing at the camera:Crab rangoons.