Page 37 of The True Garza
Lexi:K. What exactly is the issue?
True:He embarrassed me last night. Wanted to throw down with whatshername but he wouldn’t budge.
Lexi:You can start by remembering the names of the women you hook up with.
True:The sexy lawyer one with the big tits. You were there when we met at Jules’s place.
Lexi:You mean Heidi?
True:That one, I think, yeah.
Lexi:OK, well I know you’ve hooked up with her a couple times already, so it’s definitely not an odor, disconnection, or plastic-body-parts thing; all past reasons for Thunder’s lack of cooperation. When was the last time you had sex?
True:About three months.
Lexi:Wow, that’s a long time for you. Why has it been that long?
True:Idk. When I was working in Denver there was no time. Fucking stressful six weeks. Then I came back and had to go to Rome shortly after. No time.
Lexi:Not quite true. You had about three weeks or so between coming back from Denver and going to Rome. How come you didn’t hook up with anyone in that time?
True:I don’t fucking know. Didn’t feel like hooking up.
Lexi:WHY?
True:WTF are you getting at?
Lexi:Come on. You can’t possibly be that dense.
True:What???
Lexi:OK, answer this: when was the last time you had a hard-on?
True:FUCK!
Lexi:*laughing emoji*
True:She’s an inconvenience and a disaster waiting to happen. I don’t want her.
Lexi:Sure, that’s why you warned all your subordinates off her?
True:My brother’s got a big mouth.
Lexi:I actually heard it from Monica who heard it from Reuben who heard it from Guy.
True:Bunch of gossips.
Lexi:Notorious Womanizer True Garza getting possessive over a woman IS worth gossiping about. It’s an anomaly.
True:Came to you for advice, not BS.
Lexi:OK, so you claim you don’t want her, but let me correct that: You HATE that you want her. You haven’t been able to hook up with anyone since you got back and saw her, so it’s clearly 100% about her. Don’t you remember how long it took you to hook up with anyone after you came off your fling with her that time? You lamented Thunder being broken back then too.
Lexi:Thunder wants her, but you (think) you don’t. So my advice is for you and Thunder to get on the same page.
Guy:Hey, the surveillance team sent me this. It’s your girl.
Guy:*file attachment: vid_0034_RC.mp4*
