Page 152 of The Crowned Garza

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Oh, for crying out loud…“Get out! Now!Allof you! You frickin’ vermins! Out!”

With that, I flounce upstairs, making a mental note to change all the locks on my doors.

Gal Gang Group Chat

Tillie:G-Gang, first of all, thank you for the solidarity! Got home this afternoon and found your men squatting here.

Lexi:*heart emoji*

Jules:*heart emoji*

Sunny:*double heart emoji*

London:How’s Guy doing?

Tillie:Much better.

Mom:And how are you doing, baby?

Tillie:Worn, but okay.

Tillie:The men expressed…wait for it…REMORSE.

Tillie:They want to make amends. But I’m honest to God tired and mostly want nothing to do with them for a while. Red Cage is apparently burning without Guy, but I can’t let those fools get off easy after hurting him like that. So throw me some ideas, ladies.

Lexi:How about an apology fine? 100K each.

Tillie:Nah. Money is too easy for them. We need something they’ll HATE.

London:With True in the mix, finding something they all collectively hate will be difficult. That man can take anything and turn it into a circus.

An hour later...

Jules:I’ve got nothing.

Lexi:Me neither. It’s impossibly hard to punish men as stubborn and prideful as they are.

London:Notice that the best we could do is kick them out? And even that they took like champs.

Lyra:T, you know your brothers. It’s not easy to go up against them.

Sunny:Nothing short of dressing them in diapers and having them parade in front of an audience would embarrass them.

Tillie:Hmm...

Lexi:Got an idea?

Tillie:Possibly. I’ll need to think on it a little bit.

Lexi:Just hurry up and do what you gotta do, cause I don’t know how much longer I’ll last. I’m horny and miss my husband.

London:OMG, me too! True massages my feet before bed every night, and I’ve been missing that soooo much. And I’m also very horny.

Mom:That’s my queue to leave. Good night ladies!

Jules:Thank God Reuben was smart enough to stay out of that nonsense.

Tillie:Sorry for the inconvenience, G-Gang! You can allow them back home if you want. I only suggested withholding the pumpum for a while.

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