Blaire
Okay, but listen, you had such a rough week with the twins being sick while I was gone, and we had such a nice weekend. And honestly, can you blame me for not telling you?
Cole
If I had slept more than three hours in a row for the past four months, I’d have more energy to be mad about this.
Blaire
I know, Pookie.
Austin
I love it when Mom and Dad don’t fight.
Cole
You did not carry my children, mister. I can find the energy to be mad at you.
Austin
Listen, it’s fine! I’m fine. It’ll all be fine.
Blaire
If you say it enough, it’ll come true?
Austin
Something like that.
Cole
Well, you should get out of the house tomorrow on your day off, get some space. Want to come over?
Austin
Can I take a snow check?
Cole
What are you guys doing?
Austin
We’re going to go get a Christmas tree and some decorations. He thought it would be fun to make my place more festive.
Just a casual day between two roommates who used to see each other naked on the regular. It’ll be fine.
Blaire
Awe, how cute! Send pics?
Cole
I don’t know what I’m going to do with either one of you.
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