“You could always make him wear a condom. Bubblegum flavor.”
Toni and I both burst out laughing at her statement. Thatwouldbe cool, though. I just hope I wouldn’t get the inclination to start chewing once I had his dick in my mouth. That wouldnotbe funny.
“Ha-ha, very funny, you two.”
“C’mon, Chrissy. It was a little funny.”
“Maybe for you dick-munchers, but not me.”
“All hail the dick-munchers,” I chant. “Making men happy all over the world.”
“Can we change the subject, please?” Chrissy asks through our laughter.
“Fine, fine. I’m gonna tell you something, but you can’t repeat it, okay?” I say.
“Okay,” they both agree.
“They’re voting on the prospects’ membership tonight. By tomorrow, your man will be a Dealer, Chrissy.”
“That’s awesome!” she shrieks. “It’s all he can talk about. I know he’ll be over the moon.”
“Please, don’t say anything to him.”
“I won’t. I promise. Do I have to get him a gift?”
“I don’t know. Gage says they always throw a party for new members.”
“Then I’m definitely getting him a gift. What did you get Gage?”
“It’s a surprise. I can’t wait to see his reaction when I give it to him.”
“You should totally give him a lap dance,” Toni says.
“A lap dance?”
“Yeah. In front of everyone, too.”
“I can’t do that!”
“Of course you can. Kinda like a sexy prelude to his long-time-coming – pun intended – BJ.”
I rattle the idea around in my head for a bit, wondering if he’d like it. I know he’d enjoy a private show, but having me dance provocatively in front of everyone? I don’t know. He’d probably go ballistic.
“Maybe we could make it a group thing,” Chrissy suggests. “Include Ron and Booker.”
“That’s a great idea!” Toni exclaims.
Maybe that would work. I’m hoping he wouldn’t object if I wasn’t alone. “Okay…but we need music and a routine…and outfits.”
“There are tons of sexy songs we can use. We can have Allah put something together for us. The question is, do we go simple sexy or hardcore?”
“Toni’s right,” Chrissy agrees.
“Why not both? We can do a medley. Any ideas?”
We all think for a while then Toni comes up with an idea. “‘Say My Name’.”
I know exactly the song she’s talking about and it. Is. Perfect.