Page 37 of Breaking Sanity
“Well he was semi good with his hands, I guess. Although, he was pretty much silent and we were watching some adult swim cartoons. Not the most stimulating thing to watch,” Alley explains. “Also he couldn’t hold a conversation in person and it was super awkward.”
“Oh…” Marney pauses. “Well, was he good with his mouth?”
“No but at least when he was eating me out like a dog drinking water from a hose, he wasn’t talking, so that was a bonus.”
Fucking Christ! This is why men should never look at a woman’s group chat. We all get fucking roasted!
“Well I guess that’s good.”
“Marney, I swear I was more wet from his saliva than from being turned on.”
Holy fuck!
“There are always better dates waiting to happen.”
“Yeah but it’s not fulfilling Mar,” Alley sighs. “I need that stimulation. I need something to send my heart skyrocketing. I need thepush and pull. I want to be dominated and fucked until I can’t remember my name.”
“I know sweetie, but that isn’t going to help you right now. You can heal by journaling and clearing your head.”
“We both know that is not going to help me in the slightest. I feel like this anger and pain just keeps building and building. Apart from going on a murder spree, rough mind-blowing sex is the next best.”
Fuck! I shouldn’t be listening to this.
“I get it. Have you tried therapy?”
“Ha! We both know I would end up in a straight jacket, plus why go to a therapist when I have you?”
You both need therapy.
“Fair point. Have you considered going to that club I told you about?”
“The sex club,” Alley loudly squeaks. She covers her mouth giggling, when the passing waitress glares at them.
“Yes! I am signing you up! It’s tomorrow night!”
“Bitch you are not.”
I hear the commotion of what sounds like Alley trying to snatch Marney’s phone. By the villainous laughter from Marney, I am assuming she won.
“Now go have fun. Get crazy and let your freak flag fly.”
“Marney, I don’t have anything to wear,” Alley huffs.
“Babe, you have a closet full.”
“You are really going to make me go by myself?”
“Girl, you do everything else by yourself, you’ll be fine.”
“What if someone tries to kidnap me,” Alley whines.
“With your big ass mouth,” Marney laughs. “They’ll call me to take you back.”
“Ugh, fine. I’ll go,” Alley sighs.
“Good,” Marney laughs. “Now here I have this gift for you.”
There is crumpling of paper followed by a gasp.
