Page 35 of My Ex's Roommates
“Any regrets so far?” I rested my hand on her thigh, needing to touch her more than I was.
“No. None. Well. One. But it’s Jake and that’s not y’all’s fault.” She laughed and whatever tension had been lingering broke. “Are we going to eat the pizza now? Because I’ve been getting alot of exercise lately and I’m starving now that I’m not dreading having a tough conversation.”
“Come back over here. I’m lonely.” Carter pouted at Harper and I scowled at him as it worked. When she sat next to him and grabbed her pizza, he wagged his eyebrows at me. “That’s better.”
The front door slammed open and Carter groaned. The only person who ever came into the house like that was Casey. Sure enough, a few seconds later she appeared in the living room, her eyes going wide as she saw the four of us sitting and eating together. She hesitated for just a few seconds before she got over her surprise and looked at Harper. “I need girl talk.”
Harper grabbed one of the pizzas and two beers. “That’s me!”
Carter grunted. “Everything okay?”
His twin shot him a glare. “Are you a girl, Carter? Nope? Then mind your own business.”
He held up his hands. “Jesus.”
Harper stopped in the doorway and smiled back at us. “See you later, I guess?”
Silas glared at Carter but we waited until we heard Harper’s door close upstairs before we started talking. “I hate you right now.”
“That’s not my fault.” Carter crossed his arms. “You think I wanted that conversation to end?”
“I’m sneaking into her room tonight.” I laughed as they both looked at me in shock. “What? I called it.”
We heard Casey raising her voice upstairs and Silas sighed before looking back at us. “Did I dream all of that or did the woman I thought was a frigid pain in the ass until recently just invite us to group sex?”
“No, that happened.” Carter took a long pull from his beer and glanced at the stairs again. “I’m going to kill Casey. I can’t evenappreciate how insane our lives just became because I’m worried about her.”
Another shout from upstairs had each of us wincing. Whatever Casey was upset about, it was going to take precedent over finishing a conversation with us. I would’ve been lying if I said I didn’t like how fast Harper jumped into action to take care of someone she barely knew. She was a good girl. Well. Mostly.
32.
***Harper***
Iburied my face in my pillow to muffle my laughter as Casey moved closer to the door to scream again. She was just shouting words, nothing that actually made sense. Then she’d run back over to me and we’d collapse in excited giggles as we talked.
“That’ll buy us some time. They’re not going to come up here as long as they think I’m still losing my shit.” She hopped on the bed and grabbed my hands. “You need to tell me everything. Well, not everything. Because that’s my brother and gross, but everything else. Tell me about Silas. No, wait, tell me about Dylan. The way he gets a little neurotic about the kitchen? I bet he’s that detail-oriented during sex, too.”
I’d been shocked when she’d started in on the questions at first but she’d quickly confessed that she heard almost everythingwe’d been talking about because she’d come in quietly at first and no one heard her. So she eavesdropped and then pretended she’d just come in so no one would know. I realized that not having to tell her made talking about it so much easier. I didn’t have to confess anything; I just got to skip to the fun parts.
“They’re all…amazing. I’ve never… I didn’t know orgasming like that was even a thing in real life.” I fell back in my pillows that faintly smelled like Silas and sat right back up. “It’s crazy, right? I know it’s crazy. What am I doing?”
She slapped my leg excitedly. “It’s absolutely insane and I want to build a shrine to you because of it. You got stuck with Jake the snake for two years. You deserve good sex, Harper. I know we don’t know each other super well yet, but you’ve been so kind to me. You’reniceand nice girls deserve to finish first. And second and third and however many times they can make you come.”
I laughed and leaned closer. “I think I forgot who I was for a second, though. I basically asked them to all fuck me together. Who the hell do I think I am? A porn star or one of the heroines in my romance novels? I barely feel like I know what to do with one dick. I think I might run away screaming when two or three are coming at me.”
She howled with laughter and then quickly ran over to the door to shout again. “And then he said…. And I was like…”
I was having the time of my life. I had three men downstairs who all wanted to have their way with me and that was amazing but I felt like I was making a true friend for the first time since I’d arrived at college. Casey was real. She wouldn’t have ditched me with everyone else when Jake did.
“Let me think this through.” She looked around my room until she spotted a notebook. Grabbing it, she snagged a pen, too, and then sat in front of me again. “Alright. Let’s draw you. There you are. Look at you. Great boobs, of course! Now, I’m only drawingtwo of the three men because I am never going to be okay with thinking about Carter like that. Okay, here’s one guy. Let’s have this be Dylan. Yeah, look at those arms. Damn. So hot. He seemed all growly and possessive downstairs so I’m betting he’s going to want to get in there, you know?”
I might’ve been bright red but I was leaning in, watching the angles, and ready to give my feedback. “So, I’m on my back and he’s going to town. Where does Silas come in?”
“You, if you’re lucky. Lock that man down, am I right?”
I laughed so hard at the absurdity of it all that tears leaked down my cheeks. I clenched my legs together to hold off the urge to pee but the laughing wasn’t helping.
“No, look. Silas will kneel over you here. Like that.” She was pretty good at drawing dicks, I decided. “I mean… In this position you’ll have to be comfortable getting your face fucked, but… It’s Silas. Who wouldn’t be comfortable doing that?”
