Page 23 of Taming the Bear
“My batteries have died, can I borrow your dick?” Jen asks him and then wiggles her eyebrows.
Slice picks her hand off of the table and then rubs her fingers over his shirt. “What does this feel like to you? Does it feel like boyfriend material?”
Joe chuckles out loud and then claps Slice on the shoulder. “Damn, bro. I think you found the one!”
I roll my eyes only because he doesn’t know Jen.
The Bear
Sitting at the table with two of my closest friends and Chantal with hers, I feel a sense of normalcy. It feels good to be doing something as simple as sitting around a table and drinking a bottle of champagne.
Could this be something that I could do? Could I be the type of man that has a group date? It all seems so foreign and it makes me a little uneasy.
“If you were my pinky toe, I would bang you on every surface of my house,” Jen says.
Slice rubs at his dick and wiggles his eyebrows when Jen’s eyes follow his movement. “You look like someone… Oh, yeah! You look like my future ex-wife!”
Chantal spits out the champagne from her mouth and then grabs her napkin to wipe her mouth. Tell me something, does it make me a bad person that the sight of her wiping her mouth has gotten me so excited?
“Jen! Remember what your mom said. They aren’t going to want to buy the cow if you give the milk away for free!” Chantal implores.
Jen only turns her head to her friend and winks. “Oh, sweetie. It’s been so long since you had someone tickle your kitty. Let mama show you how it’s done.”
“Really?” I ask Chantal. Well, this news has definitely made the night more interesting.
My girl’s face is beat red and I know she’s embarrassed right now. Mack Truck pats her arm and then says soothingly: “It’s okay, Pinky. They call him The Bear for a reason. He will tear yourkittyup!”
It’s my turn to look at my friend with some crazy eyes. “Don’t you have some fly to find so you can get your dick sucked?” I ask him.
He shakes his head and flattens his lips. “Nah, man. The entertainment here is so much better than anything else.”
I look over at my girl and she places her hand on my thigh and squeezes. “If you were my nose, I would pick you all the time!” She giggles.
My eyes widen and so does everyone else. Then we all clap at the same time. “Damn! That was a good one!” I tell her. I close the distance between our mouths and then press my lips against hers.
“Will you be my girlfrien?” I ask her.
Her cute eyebrow raises and then she says: “Girlfriend? Like with a ‘d’?”
“I’ll give you the D later!”
Everyone at the table begins laughing hysterically and that was when the waiter comes back with the bill. “Guys, I’m going to have to ask you to finish up. We closed about a half an hour ago.”
Slice reaches into his wallet and hands George a couple of hundreds. “Keep the change.”
“So, should we continue this party back at our place? And by party, I mean you ladies strip so we can take a look,” Mack Truck says.
I shoot him a dirty look but he holds his hands up in the air to show me he’s innocent or some shit. “Hey, no patch, no claim!”
That damn bastard has a point.
Jen puts her hand on Slice’s shoulder and then stands up in front of him. Of course my brother gives her the complimentary look. “Damn, baby. You need to get out of here. You are making all the other girls look bad.”
Chantal stands up out of her chair and places her hands on her hips. “Hey, asshole! I’m right here.”
I wrap my arm around her shoulders and lead her out. I’m excited for this to be our first night alone together. Actually be in the same bed. I can’t wait to have her soft skin against mine.
“We’re going to head out,” I say to everyone and then start walking Chantal out the door. “I can’t wait to feel you against me.”
