Page 72 of The Love Lie
Sam:Mark my words. I WILL get you back for this.
Cooper:It’ll be worth it to see the look on your face.
Sam:My roommate gave me a set of cowboy boots for the trip. Maybe I’ll show up wearing them with that thong you seemed to like so much…and nothing else. Might be worth it to see the look on *your* face.
Cooper:Jesus Christ, woman.
Cooper:You don’t play fair.
Sam:No such thing, Cooper.
Sam:No. Such. Thing.
Emily to Sam:Have I mentioned you’re a godsend recently?
Sam:Yes.
Sam:But I never get tired of hearing it.
Emily:Obviously.
Sam:Hey!
Emily:Wanna Facetime?
Sam:Sorry, can’t. At the office. Things are totally insane here. Phone later?
Emily:Sure.
Emily:Have you thought any more about what I said? I meant it, you know. I want you to run this company with me. I’m totally out of my element. I can’t do this without you.
Emily:I need a CFO. A real one.
Emily:Why can’t it be you?
Sam:HOLY FUCKING SHIT. YOU WENT NAKED BUNGEE JUMPING AND DIDN’T TELL ME?
Emily:Oh my god, calm down.
Sam:HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME?
Emily:I forgot.
Emily:That episode hasn’t even aired yet.
Sam:I just saw a promo.
Emily:I thought you were at the office?
Sam:I am.
Sam:Taking a quick break.
Sam:Is it wrong I can’t stop staring at Ethan’s ass? He’s such a jerk and I hate him, but damn. He has a great ass.
Emily:That’s not Ethan’s ass.
Emily:It’s Jake’s.
