Page 19 of Ours to Lose
Gabe
Night
Saturday, Feb 10 · 5:06 p.m.
Aubrey
Note to self, never announce I’m pregnant at a friend’s bridal shower.
Gabe
Lmao no way. Who did that?
Aubrey
A bridesmaid at the bridal shower I catered today. She gave a surprise “toast” to tell everyone she’s pregnant. The bride looked like her head was going to explode.
Gabe
Why would the bridesmaid think that was a good idea?
Aubrey
Right?? I don’t even think she was related to the bride, so it’s not like it was her family there. Everyone looked so confused, and the bride stormed out. It was wild.
Gabe
I feel like we could find a way to get Evan to storm out of his own wedding shower if we tried hard enough
Aubrey
Not if he sticks to his “never getting married” plan.
Gabe
Since when is that his plan?
Aubrey
Idk, some point in the past few years. He says he’d rather be a professional wedding guest than a groom.
Gabe
Oh
How’s my dad doing?
Aubrey
He seems good. Well, aside from the Eagles not making the Super Bowl.
Gabe
An understandable tragedy
He’s thinner than he was
Aubrey
