Page 97 of The Goat in the Bedroom

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JULES

PLATONICALLY

CHRIS

They share clothes

JULES

STILL PLATONICALLY

TEMPEST

I'm a genius. Romance author powers activate. LOVE WINS! Also Flynn is crying.

FLYNN

I AM NOT CRYING.

Okay I'm crying a little.

Shut up.

KELSEY

This is definitely going in my next album

TRIXIE

Book club is going to SCREAM. I've been shipping you two since page one.

JULES

I have a PowerPoint ready. 47 slides. IDIOTS IN LOVE: A six year saga of denial. I was going to base my thesis on it.

CHRIS

SIX YEARS?! And they're just now...? How is that possible?

But they seemed so together. Like a couple

FLYNN

That's because they SHOULD HAVE BEEN

CHRIS

I'm so confused. Trixie, did you know?

TRIXIE

Everyone knew, babe

CHRIS

I didn't know!

JULES

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