Page 30 of Road Trip to Forever
I just watched two hours of YouTube videos. Fell straight down the rabbit hole.
Of videos on hand dexterity?
Yup. It’s a fascinating world.
Wow, Lo.
To answer your question… No? I’m not emotionally attached to being right-handed, but I don’t feel like my life is missing anything because I can’t brush my teeth while I write on a piece of paper.
That’s a very good point.
You’re so logical.
How’s the school day?
A kid gave me a drawing of two dinosaurs getting hit by an asteroid. It made me strangely emotional.
Oh, I would’ve sobbed.
Kids, man. They pull at your heartstrings.
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Friday morning
Would you rather eat hot dogs or hamburgers for the rest of your life?
Hamburgers. Easy question. You?
Hamburgers. For sure.
Speaking of: lunch?
Already ate! On time today too!
Lola. Why is my office floor covered in balloons?
And why are there streamers on the wall?
Is this a cake?
Answer my call, dammit.
Happy last day of school!!!
There’s a balloon for every kid.
There are 450 kids at my school. Are there 450 balloons here?
Guess you’ll have to count and see.
Open your office door so I can help!!
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Friday afternoon
I know I just dropped you off, but I’m bored.
