Page 59 of Mistletoe Meet Cute

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Holly

Umm... Christmas is tomorrow. How have you not shopped?

Hadley

I thought the least the fucking elves could do was handle my shopping list for me, but apparently, that’s too much to ask, even for Mrs. Claus.

Rainey

The elves are police officers looking to make extra money as security at night, Hades.

Hadley

Just saying . . . it was worth a try.

Holly

I’m wrapping Christmas presents.

Briggs

Where? The house is empty.

Holly

At Camden’s.

Briggs

Do we like this guy?

Holly

Yes.

Briggs

I wasn’t asking you.

Hadley

He punched Handsy Santa. He’s my hero.

Briggs

Who the fuck is Handsy Santa and when did the Kings QB punch him?

Hadley

The better question is why did he punch him.

Briggs

Holly’s boyfriend punched a guy you’re calling Handsy Santa. I can make an educated guess as to why. Pretty sure I’m going to like him based off that alone.

Rainey

Yes, we like him.

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