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Gavin
It’s okay, Princess, I’ve been known to break a toilet in my day.
Haddy
I don’t break toilets! My bowel movements are as normal as anybody’s!
Gavin
I don’t know how I feel about you checking out other people’s BMs. Have you ever been kicked off a flight because of excessive bodily functions?
Haddy
Goodnight, Gavin.
Gavin
Favorite TV show as a kid… I’ll go first, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody. I thought living in a suite looked so cool.
Haddy
Did you ever live in one?
Gavin
Yep—when I was in ATL, I had my own penthouse suite.
Haddy
Fancy. Was it everything you dreamed it would be?
Gavin
Pretty much. But I like living in a house with my best friend, two beautiful smart women, and a couple of dogs. Hell, that sounds like a show right there.
Haddy
Sometimes it is
Gavin
What was yours?
Haddy
Hannah Montana
Gavin
That show was funny as shit. Dolly Parton was on it once.
Haddy
A lot of people were on it. I liked how she could be a pop star and a regular kid at the same time.
Gavin
Kind of like you—a princess and a scientist. What got you interested in pageants? You said your mom isn’t a fan.
