Page 20 of Kiss My Crown
I run to the bathroom, grab a towel, and make my way back to his room. He’s sitting on the bed once again, his legs bouncing and his hands over his nose.
“Here, move your hands.” I put the towel to his nose and pinch it.
He screams even louder this time. “Why the fuck would you do that?”
“You’re supposed to pinch the bridge to make it stop bleeding!” I drop the towel.
“For a nosebleed! Not when you’ve basically impaled me with a dresser drawer!” There are tears coming out of his eyes by now.
I run to the living room, pick up my phone, and call 911.
“Nine-one-one, what’s your emergency?” a lady answers.
I laugh uncomfortably. “So I think I kind of broke my boyfriend’s nose and caused some damaged to his penis.”
“You what? What’s your address, ma’am?”
I rattle off Justin’s address and tell them to hurry.
Slowly I make my way back to the bedroom, where Justin is basically in the fetal position at this point.
“Stop. Stay right there. I don’t need any more of your help.”
I feel bad that I caused this. I feel even worse that I just want to laugh my ass off. “Okay, well, I called for help. An ambulance is coming.”
“You what?!”
“You’re hurt. I obviously can’t help!” I throw my hands in the air.
“I’m never going to live this shit down when I get wheeled out of here on a gurney with my dick stuck in a damn sex toy and a broken nose from my girlfriend!”
“I doubt anyone will even see you!”
A knock sounds at the door and I run over to answer it. Two hot as hell paramedics are standing in front of me.
Maybe I could faint and have them take care of me instead.
No.
Focus, Kate.
“He’s back there in the bedroom.” I follow them down the hall and they freeze when they see the state Justin is in.
One bends down to assess him while the other turns to me.
“Damn, what the hell did the guy do to you?”
My cheeks redden. “Nothing actually. It was supposed to be a fun night.” I shrug, embarrassed.
His head shakes at me as he goes and pulls the gurney into the bedroom. They get Justin onto it and start to wheel him out.
The door across the hall opens and I see a few of his friends. “Dude, what the hell happened to you?”
The EMT looks at him. “Sex toy mishap and his girlfriend broke his nose.”
The three of them start to laugh.
He’s never gonna live this down.
