Page 18 of Kiss My Crown
He looks at me before sneering at Joe. “Have I mentioned how much I hate you?”
Joe starts to tell us about all the different options, from big to small, ribbed to smooth. My head starts to spin with all the possibilities of pleasure.
He hands me one model. “This is our strongest vibrator. Go ahead and give it a try.”
I make a shocked gasp. “Joe are you asking me to pleasure myself in the middle of the store?”
His face instantly reddens. “No, I-I meant touch it to your skin.”
I hear Justin groan behind me.
“Well that isn’t as fun, but I guess it will do for now.” I wink at him. I flip the switch and then wrap my hand around the top of it. The vibration is so strong I jump at first. It spreads all the way up my arm and down the other. “Jesus, Joe, you trying to kill someone? This thing would fling me halfway across the room.” I put the toy down, but he doesn’t respond to me.
Joe takes a few more steps and stops at one of the aisle displays. “This is our edible section.” He grabs a couple bottles then turns back to me. “This is our flavored lubricant, and it actually has great reviews. Hold out the back of your hand and I’ll let you try a few flavors.”
Justin is closest, so he goes first.
“It’s not bad.”
Joe turns to me, the bottle in his hand and ready to drip onto my skin.
“Sorry, Joe, I don’t swallow.”
He about chokes and takes a minute to catch his breath.
I turn to Justin. “I don’t think we’ve gotten into that conversation yet, but true story. Sorry if that’s a deal breaker.”
Joe decides to not try and offer me anything else edible, and I think we are all grateful for that. We move toward the next section. “This is our…backdoor section.”
“Nope.” I walk back toward my comfort zone. “I don’t need to know about anything back there. Justin, just FYI that is also off the table. I am a firm believer in exit only. In fact, if exit only had beliebers I’d be one of them.”
The two men turn as red as the walls. This could be a fun game, how awkward can I make this tour?
Joe takes us around some more. By the time we are done, he’s bouncing back and forth uncomfortably, and I think Justin thinks I am a dominatrix in my spare time. I decide to get a new toy. It’s one for us together and I’m totally excited for it. The only way to describe it is a vibrator that Justin sticks his cock in. It’s a hollow silicone sleeve that is ribbed on the outside with a vibrating cock ring attachment.
Joe rings me up and the entire time avoids eye contact with me.
Justin and I walk out of the store and over to his car.
“So you still want to go to the movies?” I arch an eyebrow at him and shake the bag a little to drive my point home.
“Hell no.” He smiles as he climbs into the car. “Your place or mine?”
“Yours, definitely yours.” The girls would totally cock block me with all their dumbass jokes if I dared to take him home.
Justin pulls out of the parking lot, the fire in his eyes making me even more anxious to get back to his place.
Justin basically drags me through his apartment until we get to the bedroom.
“Excited much?” I laugh.
“After hearing you talk dirty for almost two hours, I almost didn’t make it out of the parking lot.” His mouth crashes against mine and I moan as his tongue enters my mouth.
I pull away from him and push his chest so that he falls onto the bed. I switch the lights off then walk over to the dresser. Grabbing my bag from Lover’s Lair, I pull out my toy, barely able to contain my excitement.
“Clothes off, now.”
He salutes me before stripping himself completely.
