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I whirl around to see him holding it up between two fingers, smug as ever.

“Keep it,” I say with a sarcastic smile. “Maybe make a bonfire. Or light a candle. Or, you know, set yourself on fire.”

Michael pockets the lighter, smirking. “Appreciate the suggestion, but if I wanted to burn in hell, I’d just stand close to you.”

I ignore him and stomp out of his backyard.

Goodbye, secret sanctuary. You will be missed. I’ll light a candle for you… assuming I get my lighter back.

CHAPTER FIVE

Michael

The little hobbit slams the connecting gates. She’s mad that she trespassed my property. Unbelievable. I walk back to my house and notice something glistening on the grass. I go closer to see that it’s one of those e-book readers.

There are stickers on the back—three of which are quotes about reading, one is a drawing of a cake, and one says ‘Property of Kate Cruz.’ I turn it on, and I’m met with an assortment of books. I click on the book titledMurder Thy Neighbor.

Well that’s not comforting. This woman is a psycho.

I return to what she’s currently reading, a book titledPinned on the Bookshelves. The cover is… suggestive. What an interesting contrast to the murder novel. I don’t read books like this, but I find myself scanning through the pages. Just to judge it properly.

And after a few minutes, scanning turns to reading. One chapter turns to two, then five, then, the next thing I know, I’m in bed still reading through Kate’s dirty book. I’m in the partwhere the male character is asking the female character to wear edible underwear when I hear rattling on my window.

Could that be a burglar? Cats?

I approach my window to see that pebbles are being thrown on it. I hesitate for a moment, until I hear a huff. When I finally open the window, I see Kate standing below.

“Well, well,” I say, propping my elbow on the sill. “If it isn’t the neighborhood gremlin.” I tease.

“Very funny. Give me my Kindle!” She whisper-shouts like we’re hiding from someone.

“Cute. You couldn’t go through the front door like a normal person?”

“And risk being seen by neighbors knocking on your door at midnight? No thank you! Just please toss me my Kindle. I’m sure I can catch it.” She extends her hands out. When I don’t budge, she looks down and mutters, “Please.”

“Nope.”

“Excuse me?”

“I said no.” I lean forward slightly. “I’m not giving it to you. And, honestly? I don’t think your current reading material is doing you any favors.”

“What?”

“Murder Thy Neighbor?” I exclaim, eyebrow raised. “What’s next?How to Bury a Body in Ten Easy Steps?”

“You went through my Kindle?!” she freaks out.

“Yes. And wow, quite the range you’ve got. Half smut, half true crime.” I wave her Kindle in the air. “Should I be worried?”

She sputters. “First of all, it’s romance.”

“Of course, the one with the edible underwear. Very swoony.” I put a hand to my chest for dramatic effect.

“Second,” she adds, ignoring me, “the true crime is just… research. For when people like you push me to the brink.”

I tilt my head. “Uh-huh. Psychopath Katie.”

She glares. “Don’t call me that.”