Page 20 of Last Wish
A spark gleamed in his eyes. ‘Now who would the Steward want to hide?’ he mused. ‘You’re here. Your friends are here. The trolls are here. Your assassin buddy is busy opening up a dress shop. Byron Moncrieffe is getting measured for his new wedding kilt.’ I tried not to flinch. ‘So who are you asking about?’
‘That’s on a need-to-know basis.’
‘You can trust me.’
I snorted. ‘You know it’s been bugging me for a while about who you remind me of. I’ve finally got it. You think you’re like Q. From Star Trek.’
For possibly the first time since I’d met him, Fergus didn’t know what I was talking about. ‘Is that a television programme?’
I smirked. ‘Yeah. Sci-fi. Q is an omnipotent being who knows everything.’
From out of nowhere, Bob zapped into existence. ‘Hey!’ he complained. ‘I’m the only all-knowing being around here, Uh Integrity!’ He glared at Fergus as if the Bauchan were stealing his very soul.
I laughed. ‘In the end, Q has to keep going to theEnterprisecrew for help. He’s not as all-knowing as he thinks he is.’
Bob frowned suspiciously. ‘Are you alluding to me or to him’ – he nodded at Fergus – ‘with this pathetic comparison?’
I shrugged. ‘You’re the clever ones. You tell me.’
There was a shout from behind us. Taylor and Brochan were near the mansion and waving at me. I checked my watch; yeah, it was time to go.
‘Look after May,’ I said to Fergus.
He put his arm round her. I couldn’t be sure but it looked as if she blushed. ‘I will,’ he said quietly.
I nibbled on a hangnail. ‘Could you ask her about what things are like beyond the Veil? The more information we have about life there…’ I shrugged.
Fergus’s eyes were sharp. ‘You’re planning an expedition?’
‘Not exactly but we can’t just pretend it’s not there. People are suffering. Sooner or later, I’m going to have to do something.’
May’s shoulders shrank as if she knew what we were talking about. Fergus edged even closer to her. ‘I can do that,’ he said finally. ‘If she’s willing to tell me. But,’ he added in a rush, ‘if you go, then I’m coming with you.’
‘Why?’ I asked suspiciously.
‘I deal in knowledge, Chieftain. Just think what I could do if that knowledge extended to the Lowlands.’
‘I couldn’t guarantee your safety,’ I said honestly.
He gave me a lopsided grin. ‘No one ever can.’ I nodded in agreement and turned to leave. ‘Integrity?’ he called out after me.
‘Yeah?’
‘The Cruaich has a series of dungeons underground. They can be reached from a closed-off staircase next to the library. That’s where I’d keep someone if I were the Steward.’
I grinned my gratitude. Excellent; I’d been aiming for the Cruaich all along.
‘I could have told you that, Uh Integrity,’ Bob complained. He folded his arms and pouted. ‘In fact, if you make a wish to free Candy, I can show you just how impotent I really am.’
‘I think you mean omnipotent,’ I said drily as I started walking away.
‘Candy?’ Fergus asked from behind. ‘The Wild Man who works for Byron Moncrieffe?’
‘Nice going,’ I muttered to Bob.
‘It’s not my fault Bauchans have big ears.’
‘A right ear, a left ear and a final front ear?’
