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“Wiyam, what’s that?” Azura asked, pointing at Jayce’s bits.

I narrowed my eyes. I was sure she asked Raven and Mom the same question… what they replied, though, I had no fucking clue.

“It’s just something wrong with him,” I said, making Zack and Damon look at me like I was a fool. Butwhat the fuck did they expect me to explain to Azura about guy bits?

“Oh, no, Jayce has something wong with him?”

“Don’t be so dramatic. Didn’t you ask Mom and Raven? What did they say?” I asked, flinching as I grabbed several wipes, wiping the brat’s ass.

“Mama said it’s because he’s a boy. Boys are so strange. Why do they have an extra toe there?”

“Toe. I’m dead,” Zack snickered.

“They just do. The Goddess made them like that,” I replied. Why was I having this conversation with my sister?

“Oh, dear, the Goddess made boys so ugly. Wiyam, do you have an extra toe there?” The boys cackled like fucking hags, and I glared at them.

“No, I don’t,” I have way more than a fucking thumb. “But Damon and Zack do.”

“Oh, so are you a girl then, Liam?”

Fuck, that backfired…

The boys couldn’t stop their fucking snickering as I glared at Azura before looking away, not wanting to fucking make her cry.

“I’m not a girl.”

“Then you have a toe?” Azura persisted. I swear she knew she was messing with me…

“Yes, I have a damn toe,” I gave in, displeased. “Now, did Mama not teach you not to talk about things like that?”

“Oh no, Mama said it’s good to talk about everything.” Azura nodded fervently.

“Yeah, Liam, it’s good to talk about everything,” Damon smirked.

“Jayce has an ugly toe.” She shook her head as I closed the damn diaper.

Next time: No fucking changing diapers in front of her. Why the hell did Mom entertain her?

“Chill out, dude, you’re so fucking old school,” Zack smirked as I dunked Jayce in his arms and went to soap my hands. Kids sure were gross.

“Wiyam is very old school,” Azura agreed.

“Do you even know what that means, pumpkin?” I asked, drying my hands and returning to the lounge area.It’s a fucking tip... how the fuck did it get messy when these kids can’t even walk yet?

“I don’t know.” Azura shrugged, raising her hands before kissing Theo, who was meant to stay asleep!

“Azura, let him sleep. Come on, pumpkin,” I almost begged.

“He’s awake now, Wiyam.”

Obviously, you just woke him up…

“Zack, why the hell did you leave that empty can there…?” I growled, spotting the one on the table.

“He’s worse than a fucking woman,” Zack remarked as Damon snickered, slowly trying to lower Artemis into her Moses basket.

“Fuck, she just puked…” he groaned.