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Me:I’m on season 2 now.
Kim:What do you think?
Me:I kinda hate Maxwell, even though we have (almost) the same name.
Me:Like, the guy threw a dart at a map to decide where to live.WTF.
Kim:Too much chaos for you?
Me:He needs to learn to make better decisions.
Kim:Aww, I love him!He’s very popular.
Me:So I’ve heard.I do not understand.
Kim:He’s easy on the eyes, and people like himbos.
Me:I can’t believe that’s an actual word.
Kim:Language evolves over time.It’s not static.
Me:I’m aware.But it should evolve in a more sensible fashion.
Kim:If you’re worried that I’d leave you for him if I were to, I don’t know, bump into him in the street while carrying a cup of taro milk tea…
Me:You’ve really thought this through.
Kim:Don’t worry, I’d still pick you.
Me:I’m on episode 11.Maxwell (I refuse to call him Max) took Waverly on a hike to see a cool tree.
Kim:Do you have something against cool trees?
Me:She wore heels on a hike!Why?I cannot deal with the silly choices these people make.But I like the grandfather and parents.
Kim:Come on, you do silly things too.Like trying to hide behind a potted shrub that was two feet shorter than you.
Me: …
Me:It was only two inches shorter.
Kim:Ha
Me:I’m not saying the characters are completely unrealistic.I just prefer my fiction to make more sense than reality does most of the time.
By the time I leave the apartment on Friday morning—I’m taking the day off—to pick up Leo for the weekend, I’ve watched two seasons ofChu’s Restaurant.I feel like I’ve lost a few brain cells, though I do want to see the third season.
I’d normally look forward to this trip with my family, but I’ll miss seeing Kim—and I’m not sure how strong my signal will be and whether I’ll be able to text her much.At least we’ve now arranged to see each other on Monday.
I wonder how she’ll be spending the next few days.
Chapter 26
Kim
Itakemysweettime getting out of bed on Saturday morning, treating myself to a luxurious masturbation session before starting my day.Three different toys may or may not be involved.I may or may not think about Max fucking me on the counter in the middle of cooking dinner, with no concern for food safety.
Okay, I definitely do that.
