From: Tempest
 
 Good. Um. Any particular spot?
 
 To: Tempest
 
 Who is we?
 
 From: Tempest
 
 Huh?
 
 To: Tempest
 
 You said “we were wondering.” Who are you with? Did you find Victor? You were supposed to tell me if you saw him! Has he harmed you? Is he forcing you to text to me? Why didn’t we set up a duress word? Tell me where you are right now.
 
 From: Tempest
 
 Whoa now, that was like a wall of words. No, I haven’t seen Carlo.
 
 From: Tempest
 
 We is Ellis and me.
 
 From: Tempest
 
 No one is forcing me to text you. Ellis wouldn’t let me drive, so I have all the time to text without killing someone.
 
 To: Tempest
 
 Why are you threatening to kill someone? What the hell is going on?
 
 From: Tempest
 
 Henceforth, my duress word is: windowpane. I think I could work that into a conversation in which I was being forced to text you.
 
 To: Tempest
 
 ARE YOU WITH YOUR COUSIN?
 
 From: Tempest
 
 Such as, “here I am in a windowless van, one that doesn’t even have a windowpane.”
 
 To: Tempest
 
 Did you just use windowpane as an example, or did you use it because you are secretly under duress?
 
 From: Tempest
 
 I am not with my cousin. I told you that I was meeting my friend Ellis in Genoa today. You sound odd. Are you hungry? Are you missing me, but don’t want to tell me that because you insist you don’t need me, but in truth, you’re hungry and crabby and don’t get the humor in someone sending you a faux duress word text?
 
 To: Tempest
 
 Emergency (noun): a situation of dire peril, and not one in which you simply wish to text someone information about the picking up of friends from California.
 
 To: Tempest
 
 Although I will remember windowpane for future situations.