Page 67 of Lilah
Thirty dollars?! I don't recall getting a freaking gold-plated waffle.
I look down at the bill and see that there's a cheeseburger, fries, and chicken on it. I go up to the cash register to pay.
"My bill isn't right," I tell him and he looks at me as if he doesn't care. I pay the thirty dollars, figuring that I can just treat a family and they can treat me to my waffles.
Guess who's not getting a tip?
"No tip?" I watch as he rolls his eyes. My eyebrows raise.
"Maybe if I would've got my sweet tea I would give you one," I give him a little nasty smile.
"Bitch," he mumbles as my actual favorite waiter comes up beside him.
"Wouldn't call her that if I were you," he slaps him on the back.
Dang right sucker, Jai knows.
"He sucks by the way," I point at whoever the heck that guy is.
"You swallow," he narrows his blue eyes at me. Wow brother, what are we? Eight years old.
And for his information, yes. Yes, I do swallow my food.
"Well, you know what? I hope you fall off your high horse and break yourlittlebutt. You don't even have a butt. It's nonexistent, I hope you know that" I narrow my eyes right back at him.
"I hope you know that you havenoboobs," he crosses his arms over his chest.
Exsqueeze me? I have a strong C cup. Almost a D. He's just being a brat.
Am I going to go there? I certainly am.
"Your peepee is tiny."
Jai breaks into a fit of chuckles but me and the crappy waiter fella just stay in our stare off.
The waiter guy shoves his order notepad into Jai's chest before walking through the door to the back.
That's right, walk away.
"He deserved that," Jai chuckles and I nod.I know.
"He's my brother," he adds and I visibly wince.
"You poor soul. If you'd like me to come any time to put him in his place, I will," I assure him.
"Do you want to see Grey this time? Are you two better?"
"We're friends now," I nod and his eyebrows raise.
"Friends, huh?" he questions a little tease in his voice.
"Yep," I nod.
"Go through the door to the back, then go through the door at the end of that room, follow the hallway and go in the first door on the right," he says and I blink. I lost concentration when he said door for the second time.
"Yeah, okay," I smile, picking up my half-drunken coffee. I walk through the door and then through another door, the only other door I saw and then I come to a hallway.
I stand there for a good five minutes. Freaking heck man.
