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Ronnie: It’s scary. He used it to fasten Ash’s balls to a tree earlier.

Allegra: What?

Ronnie: Balloons. I meant balloons.

Allegra: Have you been drinking?

Ronnie: Obvs. It’s Ash’s birthday.??????????

Allegra: Happy Birthday to Ash.

Allegra: Tell Xane to let Spook have his phone.

Ronnie: I’m not sure I wanna do that right now. He’s a bit busy bafumpering.

Ronnie: Just to clarify. Not wif Spook.

Ronnie: I didn’t kiss him either. In case you thought I’d be that rotten a friend.

Ronnie: Is he a nice kisser? I like tongue. Lots of tongue. Does he do good tongue?

Allegra: Ask Xane. I’m sure he’s had more first-hand experience than me.

Ronnie: Okay.

Ronnie: Hang on. You didn’t really mean I should ask Xane, did you?

Ronnie: Did you know that the longest strawberry lace was 2011m long?

Ronnie: And bi in bisexual doesn’t mean men and women? Mindblown!!!

Ronnie: Cock rings are fascinating.

Allegra: Stop drunk texting me.

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Xane

13thJanuary

Sigh.

You know this is my phone, right?!! You filthy beast.

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Allegra

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