Ronnie: Ish. I don’t know. It’s confusing.
Allegra: I’m aware.
Ronnie: You are? Okay. Cool.
Ronnie: Not sure I understand it, actually. RG and I walked in on them lip-locked t’other night. They made zero attempt to hide it. But today, I referred to Xane as Spook’s boyfriend, and he looked at me like I’d beheaded a poodle.
Ronnie: I mean, are they, or aren’t they? It’s more than my brain can handle.
Ronnie: Also, did you know that RG has a pierced cock?
Ronnie: Luthor doesn’t seem bothered. I asked him. He shrugged. Weird!
Ronnie: About X&S not RG’s cock. Not sure why latter would affect him.
Allegra: Pretty sure he’s in on it.
Allegra: And, I did not know that. Pretty sure he wasn’t when… Never mind.
Ronnie: Wasn’t when what?
Ronnie: Also, seriously, all three of them?
Ronnie: Fuck! Now I need a cold shower.
Ronnie: Double fuck! Sorry. I’m being an insensitive clod, right?
Allegra: It’s okay.
Ronnie: No, I need to get better at this stuff.
Allegra: At least you’re honest and tell me stuff.
Ronnie: Always, babe. Always.
Ronnie: Are you really bummed about it?
Allegra: Dunno.
Allegra: Not like I can do anything about it.
Allegra: Not like he considers us a thing.
Allegra: He won’t even respond to me.
Ronnie: Still? Man. How? That pic you sent last night had me in stitches for hours.
Ronnie: I showed RG. He howled.
Ronnie: Also, he says he’d temporarily taken it out when you… When you what? He half told me something and then clammed up.
Ronnie: Have you seen his knob?
Ronnie: I’ve not seen it, and I’m sharing accom with him.
Allegra: Ronnie. I love ya. But we’ve had this convo before. Dick talk is banned, remember.
Ronnie: Technically, you banned discussions about your sex life. Which means it only applies here if you’ve had RGs knob in ya.