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Ronnie: OMG!!!! Have you done it with RG?
Ronnie: When?
Ronnie: Does Spook know?
Ronnie: Fuck! Unban me from talking about this.
Allegra: Never happening. Not never ever ever.
19thDecember
Ronnie: Urgh. Major ta do! Glad I’m heading home for Xmas. Everyone needs to calm down.
Ronnie: What you doing?
Allegra: For Xmas? Nothing. Being Billy No Mates.
Ronnie: Wanna hang with me?
Allegra: Yeah. Yeah, I do.
Ronnie: Cool. Mumsie says sprouts or no sprouts? And pigs, prawns, or halloumi in blankets?
Ronnie: BTW RG joining us too. Apparently, his folks are on a Yak Retreat.
Ronnie: Can ply you both with sherry and you can tell me about the intimate knowledge you share.
Ronnie: Gonna be pissed if turns out he just shared a dick pic with you.
Allegra: You know you can buy vibes modelled on each of the Black Halo members members?
Ronnie: No one told me this.
Ronnie: You can’t buy mine.
Allegra: Talk to Ginny. Maybe you can be a new, exclusive, fan club only members member.
Ronnie: Ginny scares the beejeezus out of me. No way am I saying anything about cocks to her.
Ronnie: Also, if I try, Ash will hurt me.
Allegra: If you don’t let this go. I’m gonna hurt you. Tell me how Spook is.
Ronnie: Quiet. Blond. Intense. Sweary. I now know a lot of ways to swear in Swedish.
Ronnie: At least 15.
Ronnie: And scarily good at guitar.
Ronnie: When he and Luthor argue in Swedish it’s funny.
Ronnie: He said if Ash and RG make any more Muppets jokes, he’s going to staple their ball sacks together with an industrial stapler.
Ronnie: I don’t think he was joking. It arrived in the post this morning.
6thJanuary
Xane: Is there a reason you keep texting me random shit?
