Xane (Spook): Band life. It’s a fact. We don’t always agree on shit.
Xane (Spook): Plus, we’re all moody bastards.
Xane (Spook): On course again now though.
Allegra: Yeah. That’s good. Talked it out?
Xane (Spook): Ish. Not exactly. Alexander put his persuasive powers to work.
Allegra: Alexander? Xane?
Xane (Spook): No, Batman.
Xane (Spook): Yes, Xane. And, he put his tongue stud in.
Allegra: How’s that relevant? Also, Alexander?
Xane (Spook): It’s fucking awesome and makes him sound like he’s half-cut.
Xane (Spook): It’s his posh boy name.
Allegra: Still not following.
Xane (Spook): BTW, he’s reading this over my shoulder. Nosy bugger.
Xane (Spook): He says it’s his phone.
Xane: It is my phone. And I plan on using it now to make a call. Night Allegra. Spook sends kisses. And sour faces.
Xane: He probably loves you.
Xane: Consider a tongue stud if you want to melt his spooky little heart. xx
Xane: Call me Alexander and we’re done.
Xane: Not joking.
11thJanuary
Ronnie: I kissed a boy, and I liked it.
Allegra: Not for the first time, I’m sure.
Ronnie: No. But… Don’t spoil it.
Allegra: Okay, I’ll bite. Who did you kiss?
Ronnie: Not telling. Shhh! It’s a secret.
Allegra: You know every bugger in the universe has kissed Xane.
Ronnie: It wasn’t Xane.
Ronnie: Luthor said he’d decapitate me with a duck if I tried.
Ronnie: No fair. He doesn’t threaten Spook.
Ronnie: Although, that might be to do with the stapler.