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[GROUP CHAT]

TESS:Let’s talk about how Joel Adams went full alpha-male at the gym today.

SOFIA:The man is giving off serious husband energy.

KENZIE:Please don’t start.

SOFIA:Oh, we’re way past starting.

TESS:First, he practically branded you in front of Bobby.

SOFIA:And a room full of gossipy gym-goers. Myself included.

KENZIE:Wait. Weren’t you both in some dance class?

SOFIA:The room had windows.

TESS:Then when that guy broke his arm and you fainted, Joel caught you and scooped you into his arms like a sweaty Greek god.

SOFIA:I’m still recovering from the visual.

KENZIE:What visual?

TESS:Your hair was hanging down like a golden curtain, you looked all pale and delicate in his arms, and he was cradling you protectively against his chest.

KENZIE:Are you secretly writing romance novels in your spare time?

SOFIA:Everyone literally hit STOP on their treadmills to watch.

KENZIE:You’re exaggerating.

TESS:We’re underplaying it. The rumor mill is officially in meltdown.

KATE:I can confirm. You two are the most talked about couple in Brown Oaks.

KENZIE:We were supposed to keep things under the radar.

SOFIA:Under the radar left the building when you and Joel reenacted a scene from a period drama.

SOFIA:It was like Bridgerton on steroids.

TESS:He literally GROWLED at everyone crowding around you to give you space.

KENZIE:No one growls.

TESS:Joel managed it.

KATE:I almost regret not going to the gym with you guys.

TESS:Right?! I told you to come!

KATE:I said, almost.

TESS:Someone did record it on their phone. Joel made them delete the footage right there in front of him.

SOFIA:He was furious. The guy with the phone was shaking. Weirdly satisfying to watch, actually.

TESS:Which brings us back to our original theory that Joel’s hiding something.