KENZIE:Please tell me you said no.
JOEL:Have you ever tried saying no to Tess?
KENZIE:Well, yes, but I thought you’d be stronger.
JOEL:You thought wrong.
KENZIE:So much for strong and silent. More like strong and compliant.
KENZIE:Sorry! It just slipped out.
JOEL:And this is why we’re fake engaged.
KENZIE:Seriously, why did you even agree to go?
JOEL:Consider it my penance for making you sit through Shadowlands.
KENZIE:See? When you’re put on the spot, sometimes your mouth moves faster than your brain.
JOEL:Not the same.
KENZIE:It’s a little the same.
JOEL:It’s trivia night, not a fake engagement.
KENZIE:Foolish man. Clearly you’ve never been to one of our trivia nights.
17
[GROUP CHAT: TRIVIA TITANS]
*Tess has added Joel Adams to the group*
TESS:Trivia night is ON, nerds. Saturday. Two weeks from now. My house. No excuses.
AARON:Who are you calling a nerd?
GIDEON:You wear glasses.
TESS:HOT NERD!
SOFIA:Try not to look tragic when I win. I’d hate for your faces to ruin the group photo.
JOEL:How did you get my number?
TESS:Joel, let me reintroduce you to Aaron, my husband in cybersecurity.
JOEL:Remove me from this group.
KENZIE:Joel, wait...
*Joel Adams has left the group*
*Tess has added Joel Adams to the group*
TESS:Nice try, dark and broody. You’re in.
JOEL:No.