ELLISON: Maybe we can put the cows on the Christmas card
MONTANA: What Christmas card?
ELLISON: Ours silly (eye roll emoji)
MONTANA: Do best friends send out joint Christmas cards?
ELLISON: Are you saying you don’t want to send out joint Christmas cards, Max?
ELLISON: I could always send the other ones…
ELLISON: I think I have like 500 or so left
MONTANA: 500??!! How many did you fucking order??
ELLISON: My finger slipped and it went from 100 to 1000
MONTANA: That’s a hell of a whoops
ELLISON: But so worth it
MONTANTA: Wait…
ELLISON: (angel emoji)
MONTANA: Who the hell did you send 500 Christmas cards to with me in my boxer shorts wearing cowboy boots and a Santa hat?
ELLISON: It’s hard to remember
MONTANA: Who would even WANT to see that?
ELLISON: The entire female population
ELLISON: Probably most of the men too
MONTANA: But seriously—you’ve sent 500 of those???
ELLISON: I think it’s a compliment honestly
ELLISON: You should be flattered
MONTANA: You’re in so much trouble when you get home
ELLISON: Can’t wait!
ELLISON: (kiss face emoji)
Swallowing a huff,I look up and meet three sets of eyes and matching grins, and dammit all to hell, I forgot I wasn’t alone.
“Anything you’d like to share?” Grandad asks as Mason snickers.
“Not even a little,” I grumble, dropping into the chair next to Mason and stealing a cookie off his plate. He’s about to protest when Celeste places another in front of him. He beams at her, and it’s so genuine I can’t be mad.
But I also can’t let him win, so I swipe that cookie too and shove it in my mouth. Celeste gasps, Mason pouts, and Grandad barks out a laugh, holding his stomach and drawing Hermie’s attention from his bed in the corner.
Leaning back, I smile and chew, feeling remarkably better than I have all day.
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