MONTANA: I am fine. Ellison is fine. We had a disagreement.
ASPEN: Who needs to apologize? It’s you, isn’t it?
VIENNA: I dunno…she’s got some rich lady baggage
MONTANA: That South Carolina air is really getting to you, isn’t it?
VIENNA: Love is always in the air—it’s Love Beach
VIENNA: (gif of a beach)
ASPEN: She’s not wrong though…
MONTANA: Y’all need to stay out of it.
VIENNA: Too late
ASPEN: We just want to help
VIENNA: No one deserves their HEA like you do, Montana
MONTANA: What the hell is HEA?
ASPEN: Happily Ever After…
MONTANA: Why not just say that?
ASPEN: You’re seriously uncool sometimes
MONTANA: I’m gonna take that as a compliment
VIENNA: Please don’t
MONTANA: Can y’all just trust me that things will work out in their own time?
ASPEN: But we need to know if we can ship the two of you or if we need to kick her to the curb
MONTANA: Are you on a boat?
VIENNA: (gif of I’m on a boat video)
VIENNA: We need to know if we’re team Montana + Ellison = Forever or if we need to hate her
MONTANA: You never get to hate Ellison okay?
ASPEN: That’s not how it works. She hurts you, she’s toast
MONTANA: You leave her alone. She’s been hurt enough in her life and if things don’t work out with her—y’all will be nice and supportive and NICE
VIENNA: I hate being nice
ASPEN: No you don’t that’s me
VIENNA: Oh, that’s right
ASPEN: But you love her don’t you?
MONTANA: Of course I do. Now, promise me.