VIENNA: Is that…
MONTANA: Oh yeah
MONTANA: We brought the party to you!
VIENNA: When’s the last time you even made it to midnight?
MONTANA: You can ask Ellison when we get there—she’s always waking me up for sex
ASPEN: Virgin ears!
VIENNA: Liar
MONTANA: Knock, knock!
ASPEN: You’re here?!
MONTANA: Soon…
MONTANA: We’re about to ring in the New Year country style so bring your boyfriends and the kids and whoever else is around because it’s gonna be epic!
VIENNA: I’ll be sure to pack the Excedrin
“Should I be concerned?”
“You really love me, right?”
“Yes…”
“That’s great. Because you’re about to meet my brother.”
“He’s coming? When?”
Knock. Knock.
THE END