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VIENNA: Is that…

MONTANA: Oh yeah

MONTANA: We brought the party to you!

VIENNA: When’s the last time you even made it to midnight?

MONTANA: You can ask Ellison when we get there—she’s always waking me up for sex

ASPEN: Virgin ears!

VIENNA: Liar

MONTANA: Knock, knock!

ASPEN: You’re here?!

MONTANA: Soon…

MONTANA: We’re about to ring in the New Year country style so bring your boyfriends and the kids and whoever else is around because it’s gonna be epic!

VIENNA: I’ll be sure to pack the Excedrin

“Should I be concerned?”

“You really love me, right?”

“Yes…”

“That’s great. Because you’re about to meet my brother.”

“He’s coming? When?”

Knock. Knock.

THE END