ELLISON: Obviously
BEA: I’ll bring the wine
CAL: I’ve been obsessed with these little cannoli so I’ll bring those
BEA: What book are we reading?
NESSA: That new one from Sloane Daniels
CAL: My sister has signed copies of that one at Wandering Pages
BEA: What?! THEY’RE SIGNED?
CAL: She won’t tell me how she gets them
ELLISON: It’s in audio right?
BEA: They’re signed…
ELLISON: You know damn well I can’t sit long enough to read a chapter let alone a whole book
NESSA: So no one is going to even question that we now have a book club?
CAL: Do you want us to?
ELLISON: Oh no! Not a book club!
BEA: Anything but that!
ELLISON: I hate drinking wine and eating snacks and talking about orgasms and book boyfriends.
NESSA: Well done ma’am
NESSA: (gif of person giving a standing ovation)
BEA: (gif of woman blowing a kiss)
CAL: I think the real question is how come on a random weekday you want to start a book club when you plan on going back to Nashville
ELLISON: (gif of guy eating popcorn)
NESSA: Maybe I just really wanted to start one
BEA: That sounds nothing like you
CAL: Highly unlikely
NESSA: Fine
NESSA: I accidentally made a friend
ELLISON: I hate when that happens
CAL: Excuse the fuck out of you
ELLISON: You don’t count
BEA: Wait is that me then?