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MASON: I already picked out a couple dogs to show Bea
JENSEN: Oh good it will keep the pig company
MONTANA: Kindly fuck off sheriff
MASON: Play nice
MASON: also one woman told Bodhi she’d sit on his lap even if he’s not Santa
BODHI: you weren’t supposed to repeat that
MONTANA: that’s hilarious
JENSEN: I’m sorry I missed it
BODHI: just wait—you’re next for this fuckery
ARCHER: it’s for a good cause
BODHI: I’m helping Mason pick out dogs for your girl
ARCHER: oh come on we don’t need a dog
BODHI: oh look these two are a bonded pair
MASON: #savage (laughing emoji)
JENSEN: Bodhi has first dibs on holding Remi
MONTANA: he doesn’t need anything to make him hotter for the ladies
BODHI: I will find you a rescue goat
MONTANA: come on man that’s not nice
BODHI: oh look, free to a good home
BODHI: (picture of brown goat with white heart on face)
MONTANA: I’m tapping out
BODHI: I bookmarked it just in case
JENSEN: I can’t wait for the day a woman comes and knocks you on your ass
MASON: That’s what I keep saying!
BODHI: Keep it up Sheriff. I’m about to start handing out your number the next time a woman asks for mine
ARCHER: That happening a lot over there?
MASON: Like you wouldn’t believe
JENSEN: You’ll have to take that up with Nessa
MONTANA: WHAT?!
ARCHER: Thank God I don’t have to lie anymore—Miss Thelma already bailed me out once
