I clicked his username and opened his post history again. Dozens of archived threads. The guy was prolific. Half troll, half prophet. Borderline disturbed, but methodical.
Some threads were just rants. Others were dripping with gold if you knew how to read between the lines.
I skipped the obvious porn links and skimmed for the more cryptic posts.
One caught my eye.
“Not for the faint of code.”
I clicked. It was locked, archived, and heavily downvoted. Perfect.
Inside was a wall of text and a single outbound reference:
“If you’re not into dolls, stop reading. This isn’t for you.
If you are—welcome home.
Find the key. Ask for entry. Prove you’re real.
Room: Dirty Dollhouse
Protocol: DOLLCHAT::CORE/0093
Ask for Socketsurgeon999. He’ll know what to do.”
There were no links. No helpful directions. Just vague hints buried in layered jargon. But I recognised the format—it was a cloaked route through an onion-based chat relay. One of the few networks that hadn’t yet been flooded with bots, narc scanners, or virtue signalling white knights.
I copied the protocol line and dropped it into my secure terminal.
The relay loaded. A small icon spun on the screen like a clock with no hands.
Connecting…
Connected.
A box blinked open.
[ENTER ACCESS KEY]
I paused, squinting at the original post again.“Find the key.”
The first letter of each line formed an acrostic: MEATLOCK.
Gross.
I typed it in.
[KEY ACCEPTED]
Welcome to Dirty Dollhouse
“We don’t sell dolls. We elevate them.”
The screen loaded into a dark-themed chat forum—black background, red and grey interface, with a sidebar that pulsed like a beating heart.
Thousands of messages. Categories like:
•Show & Tell