Locke: Agreed
Kendrick: Agreed. But she should be on this thread
Cap: She’s asleep.
Kendrick: She should still be looped in
Cap: Fine.
Texts: The Fab Five
Cap: Josephine, we’re discussing plans for the next two weeks. Filming isn’t supposed to start until Thursday, but Kyl says some of the mics in the house are already recording.
Cap: I propose full coverage opposed to zone defense. We stick together, travel as a group as much as possible. When we can’t, we should try to go two-on-one with Josephine.
Locke: Most of us are into two-on-one coverage when it comes to our girl
Kendrick: Hell fucking yeah we are
Cap: This isn’t a joke. We need to shield her from this. Try to keep our private moments private. Protecting Josephine is our top priority.
Locke: Agreed
Kendrick: We’re with you, Cap
Kylian: They’re still going to record us.
Cap: I can’t control that. But we can minimize scrutiny if one or more of us is always with her, and if we all make a concerted effort not to get too handsy or let on that she’s more than just a roommate.
Kylian: Fine. I’ll get behind this plan. The Nest and her room are dead zones, by the way. Cameras have been installed, but I’ve already tapped the feeds so I can scramble footage as it’s captured. It looks like it’s recording, but the playbacks will be gobbledygook.
Kendrick: You ran that past her?
Locke: You’re okay with the cameras, Hot Girl?
Kendrick: And what kind of word is gobbledygook?
Kylian: Of course I ran it past her.
Kylian: Link:gobbledygook
Cap: She’s not going to answer. I told you, she’s asleep.
Josephine: It’s cute you think I’m asleep just because I’m not arguing with you, Cap.
Kendrick: Hahahaha OWNED
Kylian: Why weren’t you in bed this morning, Jo?
Cap: Can we focus here?
Josephine: Cap doesn’t want you to know why I wasn’t in bed this morning *winky face*
Cap: I have to be out the door in two minutes. I need to make sure we’re all on the same page.
Cap: We stick together. Move as a unit. No PDA whatsoever when the cameras are rolling.
Locke: How about minimal PDA?