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But only on odd days?

Calm down, small human

RAGE

That’s not friendly

CHARLIE

But no thanks to any info ever about your love life

I am a Ruby Ramos Love Life flat earther now

Can’t hear any words spoken about your love life

New and helpful medical condition btw

Hearing will be perfect for anything else

I decided not to have a love life

So this is easy

Sorry, couldn’t hear you

I’ve given up on a love life

Can’t hear you

No love life

Something’s wrong with my phone

Charlie

Ruby

Your terms are easy

Great to hear

I smile at the texts. We’ll be okay.

Ruby must believe it too because she texts me the next day.

It’s Saturday

It’s Saturday here too

You working?

Sami’s playing where Mike works

Want to go

J/J/O all plan to stare Mike down the whole night

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