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Do you mean as a couple or…

I think we should just leave it alone. We don’t need to go down there. Ever. We should just stay where we are. No more exploring.

What about space?

Oh, I don’t think about space. None of my business.

Noted.

Will you knit a Christmas sweater for Andrew?

Is this a joke or not a joke?

Not a joke. I want to give him one as a present. How much do you charge?

??? Don’t be dumb. I’ll do it for free if you’re serious.

I’m serious and I’m paying you. How much?

It’s grand!! Just buy me a coffee.

This is why you’re making minus twenty quid a month.

It’s a hobby.

It’s a skill.

Buy me two coffees then.

Should we have pet names for each other?

No.

guess what I’m a little grank.

Drank

drink

Drunk?

Yes!!??????

Where are you?

In a taxi. His name is Hank.

The driver not the car.

I figured. Please tell me when you’re home.

??????

Hank said the car does not have a name.??

I don’t get soup.

Is this you telling me you’re home?

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