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Tally
Obviously not. I was worried about getting an STI just from breathing the sex air.
How did I not know contactless orgasms were a thing?
Rix
To be fair, it’s not super common.
Shilpa
This is true.
Tally
How not common is it?
Dred
It’s rare. I probably should have led with that.
Iprobably shouldn’t have said anything at all. Although I’m highly appreciative of how easily my friends have accepted my decision and are supporting me without pressing me for details I’m not ready to give. New messages pop up in my private chat with Lexi.
Lexi
Once again, proving your magical unicorn status.
Why have you never shared this special talent?
Dred
Most people are shocked and then jealous.
Lexi
That’s fair. I would be jealous if I didn’t have my very own personal and dedicated orgasm provider.
Dred
Daddy Roman
Lexi
Can I tell you how excited I am for him to dress up as Santa again this year?
I need to stop talking about this.
My pregnancy hormones are out of control.
Me and the girls will be there to pick you up in about twenty minutes. How are you doing?
Dred
Today is the kind of day I wished I partook in the herbal variety of stress relief. I’m nervous. Even the full-contact self-administered orgasms aren’t taking the edge off.
Lexi
You could ask Connor to help you out.
