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Owens

Worth a fucking try.

Hayes

Wellllllll, it turns out our boy here has decided to play the hero and FAKE date Kenny to “save” her job. Though if you ask me, it sounds like he’s in love.

Donovan

Sounds like Anderson pulled a page right out of the romance books my wifeloves to read.

Owens

This is painful. Someone kill me now.

Parker

Oh, Donovan, can you tell Aurora to send me a few recs?

Donovan

The fuck you need recs for?

Parker

Those authors know what they’re doing. I can always learn a thing or two.

Morgan

You don’t need any recs, Parker. You’re enough of a liability as it is.

Parker

Are you slut shaming me?

Morgan

Yes. But we still love you, Parker. Slut and all.

Hayes

Can we get back to the topic?

Me

Actually, can we not?

Hayes

We need a plan to make Kennedy fall in love with Anderson.

Me

No, we don’t. Hayes, this is ridiculous. I’m literally going to kill you. Like, kill you dead. Write your will and say your goodbyes. Maybe have one last good fuck, because you’re done walking this Earth.

Owens

Are there other ways of killing someone that don’t end in…death? I’m confused.

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