Mom: I’ll be there tomorrow.
GG: That’s the way, Pan.
Lanie: OMG!
Julia: You have discussed this with your betrothed, correct?
Colton: Of course.
Lexi: Hell yeah.
Ari: I’ll handle decorations, and Halton will make the cake.
Emory: Preston and I’ll handle the entertainment.
Julia: Mom, GG, and I will take care of the food.
Lexi: Lanie and I will take her dress shopping.
Lexi: What’s our timeframe?
Colton: Five days.
Lanie: You want to get married on Saturday?
Colton: Yes. Tell me what we need to do.
Julia: Go see my dad. He’ll help speed up the marriage license.
Colton: Good. What else?
Sloane: I’ll write the vows!
Colton: No!
Julia: No way!
Lanie: Ah …
Lexi: Jesus.
Emory: Ah, Sloane. We love your writing abilities, but not sure Winnie will want a five-pepper rating for her marriage vows.
Sloane: (rolling eye emoji) I can write something other than sex scenes in romance novels.
Colton: Thanks, Sloane. I think we’ll take care of our own vows, though.
Sloane: Fine. Loki and I will be runners for the day. We’ll handle all of the last-minute shit.
Colton: Love you all.
Now for the group that causes the chaos.
Colton: I’m getting married on Saturday.
Preston: …
Lochlan: Aye, mate. Another one bites the dust.