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JONATHAN: Love, fireworks and forever. And Tabi got kids not from her junk.

TABI: Forever the optimist.

JONATHAN: Seriously, this weekend is the best ever.

SABRINA: I preferred Valentine’s weekend.

BEN: Me too, Sabrina. But I don’t think anything can top this weekend for shocking news. Laurie and I have nothing to report from Somerset.

SABRINA: Only true love, corndogs and an insane amount of outdoor time here. It’s like they’ve all forgotten that not everyone loves the woods.

TABI: And we all know nothing ever happens in Kinloch.

RORY: I don’t know about that.

TABI: Lost Nessie? Hairy cow stuck in a tree?

RORY: Zoe’s pregnant.

THE END.For now…

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