Page 66 of Cookout Carnage
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Your dad is a DOG????
Sherilyn Boden: FACEPALM! He’s the mayor, doofus!
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Woah!
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: That’s impressive!
Sherilyn Boden: Not really.
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: You’re Midway royalty.
Sherilyn Boden: Hardly.
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: I need to be showing you WAY more respect.
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Lady Hot Sauce?
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Mrs. Hot Sauce Ma’am?
Sherilyn Boden: I’m not married!
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: You might be one day?
Sherilyn Boden: Unlikely. I don’t even have a boyfriend.
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: That I find hard to believe. I’m sure Colonel Sanders has many sons queuing up for a chance with you.
Sherilyn Boden: Did you seriously just make a joke about KFC????
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Maybe…
Sherilyn Boden: Is that the only thing you know about Kentucky???
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Not at all! Hang on.
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: “Kentucky, officially the Commonwealth of Kentucky, is a state in the Southeastern region of the United States, bordered by Illinois, Indiana, and Ohio to the north; West Virginia and Virginia to the east; Tennessee to the south; and Missouri to the west.”
Sherilyn Boden: Well, done. You’re able to search Wikipedia. FACEPALM.
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: The state has a long-standing tradition of horse racing, whiskey, college basketball, and tobacco production. Let‘s dive into a list of 16 things Kentucky is known and famous for, including fried chicken, bourbon, horse racing and Kentucky‘s role in the Civil War, bluegrass music and college basketball to begin with.
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: See, I’m learning!
Sherilyn Boden: Doofus.
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: I bet I know more about Kentucky than you do about Devon.
Sherilyn Boden: SW of UK, next to Cornwall, invented cream teas, oldest working gin still, has a famous naval college, and is real pretty.
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Oh.
Sherilyn Boden: I’ve done my research.
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: But I bet you can’t tell me about where I come from.
Sherilyn Boden: Where is that?
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: East Underbottom.
