Page 67 of Cookout Carnage

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Sherilyn Boden: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT??????

Sherilyn Boden: That’s so not real!

Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Yes it is. Next to South Underbottom and Chumleigh Underbottom.

Sherilyn Boden: OMG I’m dying.

Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Please don’t. We’re in the middle of an important cultural exchange.

Sherilyn Boden: Oh, it’s so cute. Just like a movie.

Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: You’re looking at Chumleigh Underbottom. The posh bit. I’m from East Underbottom, the chavvy bit.

Sherilyn Boden: Chavvy?

Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Where the riffraff come from.

Sherilyn Boden: Says Mr. Fawcett-Underwood, the posh dude with the fancy vest.

Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Waistcoat.

Sherilyn Boden: Vest.

Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: WAISTCOAT!

Sherilyn Boden: VEST!!!!!!!

Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: I think this cultural exchange just broke down…

Sherilyn Boden: USA! USA! USA! USA!

Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Let me guess. A ‘whoop’ and a fist bump with the nearest available colleague are coming next?

Sherilyn Boden: WHOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPP!!!!

Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Facepalm…

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TRISTAN:Hey, Jonathan. You there? You’re from Kentucky, right?

JONATHAN: Hey, Tristan! I sure am!

TRISTAN: Do you know a town called Midway?

TABI: Hey, Tristan, you’re from the UK, right? Do you know Prince Harry?

JONATHAN: Which County?

TRISTAN: Rockcastle.

TABI: Do you know how big the US is, dude?

JONATHAN: Yay! It’s real close. About half an hour from me. We played them in football.

TRISTAN: Suck it, Tabi!

TRISTAN: And I do know Prince Harry.

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