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To: Tristan Fawcett-Underwood
Subject: Re: Thank you
You’re there? You’re awake?!!
From: Tristan Fawcett-Underwood
To: Sherilyn Boden
Subject: Re: Thank you
Dear Hot Sauce,
I’m actually fast asleep. Some people sleepwalk, I sleep-type. Go eat your pizza and let me go back to wrestling Godzilla and saving the world in my very accurate and manly dream.
From: Sherilyn Boden
To: Tristan Fawcett-Underwood
Subject: Re: Thank you
Sleep well and think of me. Sleep tight and don’t let the bedbugs bite.
Hot SauceX
From: Tristan Fawcett-Underwood
To: Sherilyn Boden
Subject: Re: Thank you
Bedbugs? It’s London, not Chicago.
TrisX
Ps - You were in my dream as well. You’re always in my dreams.
TWELVE MONTHS AGO
Fitzpatrick& Doyle IM service
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Hey, Hot Sauce. You there?
Sherilyn Boden: Yep! (insert pet name for you that I haven’t thought up yet)
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Try ‘Legend’, ‘The Chosen One’, ‘Magnifico’, or ‘Tenacious T’.
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Actually, scrap ‘Tenacious T’, it sounds crap.
Sherilyn Boden: Awwww. It was top of my list… Whaddya want, my British chum?
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: You know we’re already ahead of the game with the latest comms work, BECAUSE WE ROCK. How about we get the whole thing nailed in the next couple of days instead of working on the Fisher project? I just feel like we’re on a ROLL.
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: We’re ROCK and ROLL. Geddit?
Sherilyn Boden: IFPEIICUO (Insert face palm emoji if I could use one). Can’t. Sorry, I forgot to tell you, I’m off tomorrow and the whole office is closed the day after.
Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Why? Bedbug situation in Chicago got that bad???
