Page 65 of Cookout Carnage

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Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: No problem.

Sherilyn Boden: And I’m leaving early this Friday.

Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Okay.

Sherilyn Boden: I’m going to spend a few days with my parents.

Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: That’ll be nice?

Sherilyn Boden: Yeah. I had to find a way to stop them coming back here again.

Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Again?

Sherilyn Boden: So, I’m heading to Midway.

Sherilyn Boden: The town I’m from is called Midway.

Sherilyn Boden: Because it’s midway between where you’re coming from and where you’re going.

Sherilyn Boden: No one ever stops there.

Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: But it must be a popular place?

Sherilyn Boden:????

Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: There are two hundred and fifty-six of them in the States.

Sherilyn Boden: Ha-ha.

Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Which Midway is yours?

Sherilyn Boden: Rockcastle County, Kentucky.

Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Sounds cool. Like the name of a band.

Sherilyn Boden: It’s so not.

Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Come on, a dog is mayor!

Sherilyn Boden: That’s one day a year…

Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: And they’ve got a parade.

Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: And a sausage dog dressed as a hot dog.

Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: That’s seriously meta.

Sherilyn Boden: Facepalm.

Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: Have you got tired of remembering IFPEIICUO?

Sherilyn Boden: Maybe…

Tristan Fawcett-Underwood: So, is Wiener going for a second term this year?

Sherilyn Boden: Of course! I want him to beat my Pa.

Sherilyn Boden: My father.

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