Clark. Don’t make me call you. So help me, I will hit that telephone icon so fast.
HOTTIE McSCROOGE
Fine
ME
What time are we going to start the first movie in the marathon?
HOTTIE McSCROOGE
We need to be done with movies and the idea brainstorm by 6:00. I decided we’d do a big cookout for everyone as a reward for sitting through 5+ hours of Christmas. So work backward from 6 p.m.
ME
Oh, that’s a great idea!
HOTTIE McSCROOGE
You think I can’t have good ideas too?
ME
I mean, you HAVE been known to not recognize good ideas when they’re staring you in the face, so . . .
HOTTIE McSCROOGE
I’m not dignifying that with a response
ME
Except you totally just responded, so ha!
HOTTIE McSCROOGE
ME
CLARK NOEL JUST USED AN EMOJI Mark this down as the day I successfully converted you to the bright side!
HOTTIE McSCROOGE
And I’m turning my phone off now.
ME
Is everything good to go for next week?
HOTTIE McSCROOGE
Yes
ME
Any other help you need from me?
HOTTIE McSCROOGE