I have a sick friend who needs to crash with us in the suite for a few days. Can some of you double up so he’ll have somewhere to sleep?
Mel
Your friend is totally welcome! But my room might be full. I found some new friends this evening, and who knows what will happen?
Travis
A. Mel, stop bragging. Everyone knows you’ll have company. You do every night you go out, you slut. B. Someone better make room because Bael NEVER invites a friend over. It can’t be me though because my drum kit and my spare drum kit are taking up most of my room and half of my bed.
Mel
I can’t help it if I’m popular.
Shay
My mom is staying with me tonight, so I’m out.
Travis
You invited your mommy? Is she going to tuck you in?
Mel
She’d better not clutch her pearls over my guests while she’s here.
Shay
My mom isn’t going to give a shit.
Travis
She’s an accountant. She’ll probably run screaming at the door of the suite.
Shay
Dude.
I just…
How long have we been friends? Do you really not know what being an ‘accountant’ means?
Mel
You never told me your mom was an accountant, Shay! *heart eyes*
Bael
I NEED YOU TO FOCUS HERE, PEOPLE.
Travis
Jesus, Bael, you don’t need to shout. Why don’t you sleep in the common area on a couch and let your friend sleep in your room?
Mel
Or you could share, Bael. Is he that kind of friend?
Bael: …